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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have deciphered hieroglyphics thought to be 5,500 years old. The first full sentence says ""This is a repost."""

"A cop that contemplates his existence: Philofficer"

"Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas"

"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the undies"

"I like my coffee how I like my women Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America"

"What did Hitler say when he rose to power? Give me all Germany. (Ger-money) Yeah I'm sorry. On my way out."

"What's Hitler's favorite Pokemon? Nein-Tales."

"My password is pussy Because most hackers don't get it"

"Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you."

"What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer nuts are $1.29 a bag. Deer nuts are just under a buck."