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Joke of the Day

"My password is pussy Because most hackers don't get it"

"What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night."

"Why was there no food left at the Halloween party? Because everyone was a goblin"

"To prepare her for real life I make my daughter pretend to tweet on a toy phone when she's taking a crap."

"I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout."

"You know why cops aren't on the streets of NYC right now? Because when it's white, they leave it the fuck alone"

"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"

"What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet? The passenger list."

"A thief broke into my house last night.. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so i woke up and searched with him."

"Do scarecrows really work? No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either."