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Joke of the Day

"Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you."

"Liverpool sounds like the most disgusting place in the world to hold a swim meet."

"Did you hear about the two gay basketball players? They went head to head."

"Hitler decides to hire a weather forecaster [Hitler] what's the weather looking like today? [Forecaster] Hail, Hitler!"

"How long does it take for an African mom to shit? 9 months..."

"Why was Jesus I such good shape? Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit."

"The abortion train just arrived at the station. ALL ABORT! *choo choo*"

"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."

"How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells? He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor."

"I have discovered the code to unlock the Koreas! Up Korea! Up Korea! Down Korea! Down Korea! Left Korea! Right Korea! Left Korea! Right Korea! B Korea! A Korea!"