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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer nuts are $1.29 a bag. Deer nuts are just under a buck."

"9 months later story"

"You'd think there'd be more mirrors in the self-checkout aisle. As far as I know I made this joke up."

"You can have any movie from Rick Astley's Pixar collection, except for one He's never gonna give you Up. ^^^^^^sorrynotsorry"

"Did you hear about the twins with a fruit fetish? (May be NSFW) They came in pears"

"What did God say when he made the first black man Shit i burnt this one"

"Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark? The octopus because it is well armed."

"Winter coats look like people gained 10 pounds, a perfect indicator for how they will look without the coat when the holiday season is over"

"I tried to join the local hide and seek club today But I couldn't find them"

"My long legs mean I can emerge gracefully from an SUV. After that, every step looks like I was just released from a zero gravity experiment."