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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The fisherman shucks between fits."

"I'm lazy, though. I get down to my last outfit before washin anything. You'll see me at a bar with a wedding dress on, just chilling."

"So Aaron Hernandez is going to prison... He's going in a tight end, and coming out a wide receiver."

"A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them..."

"How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier it's going to rain. If not it already is."

"windows 8: i got some updates me: cool windows: i have to restart me: okay not now windows: im going to me: please dont windows: lol"

"The CEO of Comcast dies and goes to heaven..."

"I took a class on procrastination There was always homework due next week (. .) "

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !"

"How did the sun die? It went to Detroit."