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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The fisherman shucks between fits."

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit on the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it will be a foot!"

"*watches a house fall on you* *steals your shoes*"

"A man walks into a bar It was a metal one. He hit his head and got a concussion"

"Gay Marriage in China... (Joke Originally from Comedian Jeffery Ross) Why Is gay Marriage Illegal in China? NO SUBSTITUTIONS!"

"[On phone] ""Did u see the weather forecast?"" ""No. I refuse to be sucked in by Big Weather."" ""Where are you? Its so noisy."" ""IN A TORNADO."""

"What do you call a nut that can't talk? Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up."

"What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people? Coach"

"What's worse than ants in your pants? ...uncles"