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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The fisherman shucks between fits."

"What do you call a fishing hook without barbs? Debatable!"

"Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again."

"I've made my decision. I can finally say that I'd like to have some kids. Trust me, I know I can raise then right. Does anybody know where I can find some goats?"

"Therapist sighs, sets down glasses, rubs the bridge of his nose. ""For the last time, Christy, eating ham is not a life plan."""

"Why USD erected so fast? Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC?"

"Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?"

"You know who are the best pussy magnets? Gynecologists.."

"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner!"

"Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget."