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"What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare."
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"Single bells, single bells,single all the way oh what fun it is to see couples fight all day hey!"
"I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands... Clunk. These are heavy."
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"I had a dream about a horse in a suit of armor. Pretty sure it was a knightmare."
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"FB friend's boy in a baseball uniform pic: ""Our little pitcher"" Me: ""He looks more like a catcher"" Nobody got it. So I'm back here.."