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Joke of the Day

"Haha, You're Gay. Go get married."

"Richmxnd's life."

"Flipped over my therapist's writing pad and it was just a New York Times crossword with ""shut up"" written in every blank."

"What's the difference between god and an engineer God doesn't walk around thinking he's a fuckin engineer. (Told to me by a millwright)"

"[electric chair] ""Any requests for your final minutes?"" ""Yeh, I want the last episode of Lost explained."" *acquitted on a technicality"

"I lost my virginity when I was in high school, which was awesome... however I was home schooled."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now"

"I was going to buy some classical music CDs... But I was too baroque."

"What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer? He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them."

"Two women were sitting quietly."