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Joke of the Day
"If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail."
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"What do you call 1000 Jews on a train? Whatever you like - They're not coming back."
"What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street? [British] ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*"
"If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. I can't stand the sound of clapping."
"They say nice guys finish last.. But isn't that what most women prefer?"
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new haircut? Neither has he."
"Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles."
"A Texas woman found a snake head in a bag of green beans. Meaning someone will be finding a bean in their bag of snake heads."
"I had to file a sexual harassment claim against a squirrel in the park yesterday... ...he wouldn't stop trying to grab my nut sack."
"What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall? Border Collies! I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness."