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Joke of the Day

"What does a girls asshole and a 9v battery have in common? You know it's wrong but eventually you stick your tongue to it."

"Dad to his adopted son ""What is the extreme limit of laziness?"" Son ""Having an adopted son."""

"Did you hear about the frog that wasn't good at parking? He had to get toad."

"What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop? A joggernaut."

"Joke Who will always be the #1 ranked father and son of all time? God"

"Mom, why is the internet so slow Well, either your brother loads something down or your sister loads something up."

"Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !"

"I just can't trust stairs anymore Try seem like they're down for anything, but really they're always up to something"

"How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven."

"Groupies How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb? None, they all know someone that does it for them."