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Joke of the Day
"How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven."
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"This year for Kwanzaa, I'm getting my roommate the traditional Kwanzaa toy. A Dr. Dreidel"
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"I slept like a baby last night I cried for hours and shit my pants."
"If FedEx and Ups merged would they call it Fed UP?"
"What's a Russian's favorite service provider? Sprint."
"""Tell me"" said the hiker to the local farmer ""will this pathway take me to the main road?"" ""No sir"" replied the farmer ""you'll have to go by yourself!"""
"At least I have all day sober to Sunday up....."
"Are you an arson and a musician? WOOOOOOOAAHHHHHooOOO, YOUR SAX IS ON FIRE!"
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