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Joke of the Day
"Ill tell you what I know about Dwarves Very little"
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"The revolution will be tweeted. The sunset, Instagrammed. The relationship, Facebooked. The storm, Vined."
"An ugly, broke, single man stood in my way So I moved the mirror"
"Me: I've had this for 3 weeks & I'm still single! HomeDepot Clerk: ma'am, a stud finder is for the beams in your wall Me: that was unclear"
"It's OK to go number 1 in the shower... ...unless you count like a computer programmer."
"How did the Canadian win the hockey game? He took stEHreroids"
"I scream, you scream, this funeral just got more interesting."
"Damn girl, are you today's date? Because you're 10/10 I know we've been doing anti-joke pick up lines but this only comes once a year."
"Skipped the gym today to go to McDonald's. The bus did not come back, so I had to walk 2 miles home. Well played, universe."