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Joke of the Day
"Dad to his adopted son ""What is the extreme limit of laziness?"" Son ""Having an adopted son."""
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"A woman's shoes say a lot about her feelings believe it or not. For example, if they're behind her ears, she likes you."
"I'd make a terrible beaver during the holidays... Because I couldn't give a dam."
"Where do Floridians wash their clothes? In Fort Launderdale."
"A couple of Thai girls asked if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. They were right, we had six matching balls."
"Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent."
"What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do? Pee in a cup."
"I wonder if skunks ever think, ""why do I smell like a pound of weed?"""
"My boss told me, ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."". I'm currently sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my batman costume!"
"Gay men make me puke I wish they wouldn't shove it down my throat."