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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights? Feminem"
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"How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq? They'll tell you."
"My wife recently started snoring, so I decided to use earplugs. but I can only get one in before she wakes up, turns out she doesn't like it when I shove earplugs in her nose."
"The Pillsbury Doughboy... Another sad case of battered man syndrome."
"Why are Iranian women always eating? They can't stop getting stoned"
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho's."
"According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business."
"When the mechanic said I 'blew a seal', I was afraid he knew about that summer I worked at Sea World but it turns out it's some car thing."
"Why doesn't a chicken coop have four doors? Because if it did it would be a chicken sedan."
"I was sitting in traffic today and I got run over."