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Joke of the Day
"I dont think I can be gay I just dont have it in me."
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"Hitler was Right All Along. At the same time, Stalin was Left."
"i read everything in comic sans sans. this way it's funny."
"Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly."
"So this baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"""Can I have a pound of onions please."" ""Sorry sir, it's kilos these days."" ""oh, ok, can I have a pound of kilos please."""
"Apparently, saying ""make it a double"" followed by an awkward wink doesn't work at the pharmacy."
"What did the black student get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce"
"why is being in the mafia and administering cunnilingus similar one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"
"3 gays in a hot tub A bubble of semen rises up, one looks at the others and says ""OK who's farted?"""