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Joke of the Day
"I dont think I can be gay I just dont have it in me."
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"Two gay cowboys: ""Y'up?"" ""Yup."""
"i make a point never to repeat gossip... (pause) so listen the first time!"
"Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday? Because he has a high opinion of himself"
"Would it be wrong to give terminally ill children tattoos? I mean... it's not like they'll grow up to regret them. :("
"What would make Batman really salty? Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-"
"I have a photographic memory But I ran out of film a long time ago"
"Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does."
"A woman, two Hispanics, a black guy, and a white guy all walk into a bar... They then run for the Republican nomination for President"
"Laying in bed, watching the ceiling fan spin, my thoughts wonder to 1. Who turned the ceiling fan on 2. Why don't I have telekinetic powers"