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Joke of the Day
"Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human? He was just chasing tail."
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"My wife said I was average. I said she was mean."
"All good things must come to an end, which means shitty things last forever."
"What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band? Bullets For My Valentine"
"3 years ago someone was laying concrete so I put my hand prints in it. Been here ever since."
"Autocorrect and I are so close, we finish each other's sentinels."
"Michelle takes Sasha and Malia on a trip to Paris for the week. Wanks Obama."
"My husband is playing Super Mario Bros with our sons and one of them is having a MAJOR tantrum. Sadly, it's my husband."
"""I like my women like i like my eggs...."" Whites only. (or millions of other one-word punchlines, depending on how dark you want to go.) ""Fertilized"" ""Beat"" ""Rotten"" ""xtra-large"""
"What bill is the Congress's favorite? Of course the $ bill!"