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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new movie, ""Constipation""? It hasn't come out yet."
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"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other ""Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"" The other one says ""No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"""
"Chinese Proverb: Man who run infront of car get tired... Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel."
"Listen, I might be 320 pounds but my doctor says I have the heart of a 20 year old athlete. Thank god he'd signed a donor card."
"In California, there's just ""pot"" at the end of the rainbow."
"A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says ""My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to' but YOU ???"""
"I used to have a drinking problem. I still do, but I used to, too."
"What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh? You made m'laugh."
"The only reason /r/funny is funny"