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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !"
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"My friend Gav died of heartburn the other day Gaviscon"
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"Do your part as a parent by helping prevent teen pregnancy. Let your child play the tuba. Tuba players never get laid."
"""And... uh... chocolate kills dogs."" - God puts the finishing touches on life on earth."
"Yo gurl is your dad in prison? 'cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison."
"It's just a game but... last night Tom Brady was sacked more than milk and bread at the grocery store before a snow day"
"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll? Bartender: Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me? Bartender: Me: Beer."
"My ear is bleeding because I tried to shave it. Now I have to create some elaborate lie to tell ppl how I cut my ear."
"Why did the excluded tree grow? To be long."