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Joke of the Day

"So two condoms walk into a bar.. .. They quickly realize that it is a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and says, ""Dude. We are gonna get shitfaced tonight!"""

"You might be a redneck What'a the last thing that goes through a bugs mind as he hits a windshield? His asshole...."

"""You spend far too much time on that fucking computer."" Possibly a bit harsh, but as one of Stephen Hawking's closest friends, I felt someone had to tell him."

"Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. Possibly better for r/dadjokes, I'll show my self out."

"My penis just lost its job. If anyone knows any holes it can fill let me know."

"I have a friend who is pregnant. Trouble is, she slept around so much that she has no idea who the mother is."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in her ass"

"Exposing myself to different cultures has an entirely different meaning than I thought. *puts trench coat back on*"

"Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA."