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Joke of the Day
"Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie? White privilege"
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"What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale."
"*whispers to dog wearing a 'working dog, do not pet' vest* psst what time does your shift end?"
"Eating Your Homework Mom: Billy, why are you eating your homework? Billy: The teacher said it was a piece of cake!"
"What do Donald Trump and the NSFW tag have in common? They're both excellent clickbait."
"My husband asked if I was wet enough.. I was so he told me to get the fuck out of the shower and make him breakfast or he was going to be late for work."
"when I heard the news about Nintendo's president... it made my eye-wata"
"I will never forget my grandpas last words. ""Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"""
"What's upside down and downside up at the same time ? A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia"
"One day Joaquin Phoenix will be bitten by a zombie... ...and he will be called the Joaquin Dead"