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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea. One shucks and fits and the other ..."

"Cole Wagner's new sports nickname is Jared Fogle. Because he just fucked nine twelve year-olds from Missouri"

"I named my vagina ""TARDIS"". It's bigger on the inside."

"What do you call a Mexican midget prostitute? Cunts-way-low!"

"A husband and wife talk about the weather... She's too wet and he says it's coming down hard."

"""why aren't you in school?"" ""i'm too cool for school, officer."" *checks cop computer* ""checks out, youre free to go."" kid is undercover nerd"

"Hey, who did you vote for?... I wrote in Michael J. Fox. I think he can really shake things up!"

"Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!"

"Of course I'm English. I'm the retard convict cousin you shipped off to Australia back in the day."

"Battered Women Not as delicious as it sounds"