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Joke of the Day
"Of course I'm English. I'm the retard convict cousin you shipped off to Australia back in the day."
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"I wanted to be a communist. But my dad is too rich."
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"Q: What do you call African water? Nicaragua"
"X-post from r/jokes: Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. ""Oh, how did you know it was fake?"" ""It had two zeroes instead of one."""