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"Battered Women Not as delicious as it sounds"
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"I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. My gondolences."
"Longest verb What's the longest verb in the English language? Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter."
"What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong."
"""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Hotel Clerk ""No, it's regular porn, you sick bitch."""
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? Stick"
"Did you hear about the time traveler who finished his plate? He went back four seconds."
"Q. How can you tell if a car is German? A. when a jew gets in it the doors lock and the heat turns on."
"Hungry A man asks a hungry man what makes 2+2 Hungry : 4 loaves"
"Immigrants are like sperm millions get in but only one works."