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Joke of the Day
"A husband and wife talk about the weather... She's too wet and he says it's coming down hard."
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"How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway? take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way..."
"""In my defense, Your Honor, I only made comments about her yoga pants cause harassment a lot to me"" ""Bailiff, please hi-five the defendant"""
"I didn't know too many Jewish people growing up. I realize now that where I'm from they are in the menorah-ty"
"Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."
"How many virgins does take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than 72, or all those suicide bomber would have seen the light."
"Whatever you do in life, give 100%... unless you're giving blood."
"Me and a North African girl spoke in her native language for hours... We just clicked"
"I had a little bird, her name was enza, I opened up the window and influenza."
"What do gay horses eat? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!"