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Joke of the Day

"If you have 12 enchiladas.... Is it a foot-alada?"

"mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh."

"My friend has OCD and says he doesn't like white girls. Maybe because they can't even"

"I was raised by my father.. He was schizophrenic, but he was good people."

"Has this one ever been used? Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was chicken. Alright."

"What does Hitler drink every morning? Concentrated Jews"

"Did you hear about the guy who tried to have sex with an acorn? He was fucking nuts."

"What begins with a "" C"" ends with a ""T"" has a ""U and a ""N"" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle. A coconut."

"We asked 100 women what body-wash they preferred. 99% replied with: ""GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHROOM, YOU PERVERT!"""

"I think my washing machine used to belong to Usain Bolt. It has a setting for fast coloureds."