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Joke of the Day

"If you have 12 enchiladas.... Is it a foot-alada?"

"Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today. ""I'll do anything for 3 points"" he said when questioned."

"I've had a rough morning. I woke up and tripped over my wife's bra; it was a booby trap."

"If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... Then hipsters would buy the soundtrack."

"Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means"

"Why did the star wars fan kill a blind man? Because he joined the dark side."

"I like my weekdays like Marx likes his societies. Classless."

"I was told that hardcore Christians don't think anal counts as losing your virginity so that's why pastors get off scot free"

"So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I've never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed."

"A handsome man walks into a bar and an ugly woman approaches him... all our servers are busy right now please try again in a minute (error code: 503)"