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Joke of the Day
"I like my weekdays like Marx likes his societies. Classless."
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"Scientists discovered a kind of dinosaur that could only see moving bodies. They named it 'Doyouthinkitsaurus?'"
"*lights scented candle* *accidentally burns down house* *everyone agreed that it smelled amazing*"
"Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because Greece is at the bottom."
"Yo momma so old, Her birth certificate says EXPIRED"
"What happens when two bald men put their heads together? They make an ass of themselves"
"Whenever I meet someone for the first time, I avoid telling Titanic jokes because they're terrible at breaking the ice."
"Companies want ""rockstar"" employees, as rockstars are known for punctuality, even-tempers, and a desire to work in a corporate environment."
"What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you."
"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around Dublin pretending he's Bono"