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Joke of the Day

"I'm a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. Listen to this absolute classic: ""Abraham Lincoln was never president""!"

"The great thing about Joan Rivers is No matter who digs her up in a thousand years time, she'll always look surprised to see them."

"What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change? A nickeless cage."

"Irish weather is like a Muslim... Its either Sunni or Shi'ite"

"Life is like a box of chocolate... ... it doesn't last very long for fat people."

"What finally killed Captain Hook? Jock Itch!"

"I like my whisky like I like my women. Left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen"

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You don't look like you could take a joke."

"Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying ""If you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way"" being true."

"I really think Miracle Whip lowered the bar for what constitutes a miracle."