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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? The book has papers."

"Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back"

"I was going to take another trip to the pencil museum but decided it was pointless."

"I fart like an Egyptian pharoah... We have a toot in common."

"Being married is a lot like being a DJ... Most nights you just tune out All noise and nod your head..."

"What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene."

"Tired of my wife saying I have no feelings. Do I not cry if you turn off Football? Do I not pout when I can't find good porn? I have layers."

"Did you guys hear what happened to Helen Keller? Neither did she."

"Congratulations to our winner, Todd, who correctly guessed there were ""hella jellybeans"" in the jar."

"I don't meant to brag, but I'm the world champion in false modesty."