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Joke of the Day
"At my funeral, feed me into a woodchipper and point it at the mourners"
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"What do you call the ""Dirty Jobs"" guy beating someone up? A Mike Rowe Aggression"
"I do not have bad attitude... I have a low tolerance for bullsh1t."
"[Rappers job interview] Boss: What is your biggest weakness? Me: My rhyme game is weak. I can't speak. I'm a geek. Birds have feathers."
"What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're always penetrating your mom"
"What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale."
"Why don't deaf guys eat pusseh? They never heard of it."
"What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing? Tracey"
"St. Patrick's day vs Martin Luther King Jr. Day. What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day? St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish."
"Did you hear that Darth Vader made some toast? It was a little on the dark side."