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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing? Tracey"
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"Two sperms are talking with each other... ""Hey man, how long till we get the ovaries?"" ""Long way still, we just passed the throat."""
"My girlfriend says she prefers a dildo over me. I never saw it coming"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !"
"What happens when you combine bleach and a girl dog? You get a basic bitch"
"""It meant nothing to me, babe. I swear!"" When my girl catches me in the closet eating Devil's food cake with my bare hands."
"My mate just rang me in tears... His wife has left him, taken his prized Bob marley collection and the Satellite dish. Poor Bastard.. No woman, no sky..."
"What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup? Erdogone"
"Subway should be taken to court. They force their male employees to make sandwiches for other people and that is clearly sexist."
"Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors. Because they were Veteran Aryans."