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Joke of the Day

"Why don't deaf guys eat pusseh? They never heard of it."

"""I'm a green onion and I'm here to say, I can be enjoyed most every day."" -A rapscallion"

"Why had the two algae never had sex? Because they had a planktonic relationship."

"My grandmother finds it important to stay in shape, so she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."

"A network engineer goes to the doctor...... He told the doctor, ""It hurts when IP"""

"Hey people who design vacuums- Why the headlight? Are people vacuuming in the dark? or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen?"

"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks right at him and says, "" Hey! Don't you go starting anything!"""

"let me uncover this truth son-of-a-bitch"

"What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive? A rip-off."

"Nothing is more terrifying than putting back a shirt without folding it and then making eye contact with the shopping assistant."