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Joke of the Day

"Been backed up for days, but finally took a huge shit... it was quite a load off my mind."

"""I see"" said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw"

"A man just went completely berserk at a Dollar Store & destroyed everything inside. Total damage: $48."

"need a Justin Bieber joke about the fist fight he got into last night"

"Auto-erotic asphyxiation You can go on about it until you're blue in the face, I'm still not interested."

"Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate by going to the wrong house after work then claiming it as your own."

"Me: I like my coffee like I like my ex-wives. My buddy (rolling his eyes): Hot and black? Me: Bitter."

"How do astronomers plan a party? they planet."

"What did the little Iraqi girl tell her father after he bought her a new backpack? Thanks for the Baghdad."

"You know the difference between Lego and Sex? If you had to click, then... you'd better stick to Lego."