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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale."
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"Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land? Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line."
"What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs? Michael google."
"TIFU by taking someone else's Subway order Oops, wrong sub."
"Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise."
"Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her."
"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."
"I see your eight-year-old joke and raise you my nine-year-old joke. Why didn't the bullet have a job? It got fired."
"Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff."
"I started a company that sells landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof."