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Joke of the Day

"St. Patrick's day vs Martin Luther King Jr. Day. What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day? St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish."

"I ""Liked"" your comment on my status update because I'm too lazy to respond."

"Ooopppsss Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish"

"Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue? He took a bite before it was cool."

"[loud crashes] Me: What was that? 4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks."

"A baby seal walked into a club"

"The past, the present & the future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"As a man, it's impossible to walk passed a punching bag and not hit it twice before walking away."

"A man played Justin Bieber to force an attacking bear to run off. He was treated for his injuries, then arrested for cruelty to animals."

"""I love garlic bread! Put another loaf in the oven baby""fun song I made up at dinner. RT to show my family they're wrong & the song is good"