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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon. Ones fun to smash with a mallet and the other ones a dead baby."

"Surprised to learn that famed pornography company American Apparel has entered the clothing business."

"The human body is 80% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."

"Yo mama is so fat NASA wants to add her to the solar system"

"Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home."

"Engineering Class My teacher tells me there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't..."

"I stopped carrying my phone in my shirt pocket, because every time it vibrated my first thought was: Heart attack!"

"Mum why am i getting my Christmas present in August? Because its cheaper than chemo."

"A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"What's God's favorite guitar chord? G sus"