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Joke of the Day
"A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""
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"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new year's Eve party When you hear an Arab count down from 10 your instincts kick in."
"My tribal name is sleeps in the river... I was a bed-wetter"
"There's 2 statues in a dark room, what did one statue say to the other statue? Is statue?"
"How do you remember your wife's birthday? forget it once."
"I once asked my girlfriend if she was a newspaper. Because there's a new issue with her every fucking day."
"Why do software developers make the best relationship partners? because they're not afraid of committing."
"My boyfriend said to surprise him for his birthday so I moved all my stuff into his house while he was at work."
"""Why do rednecks act like such morons?'' ""Who says they're acting?"""
"So there was a stork carrying an old man.. ..and the old man turns to it and says: ""Would you at last admit it that we are lost?"""