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Joke of the Day

"What's God's favorite guitar chord? G sus"

"My black friend was told he couldn't run in the boston marathon Bunch of racists."

"Jobs are like relationships. You have them, you cry about it. You don't have them, you cry about it."

"OMG! I went shopping because I needed a skirt and these earings were on special so I bought four new pairs of shoes!"

"My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?"

"So I was in bed with this woman and she said, ""Not in the ass."" I said, ""Hey, it's my thumb, it's my ass. If you don't like it, go in the other room."" Garry Shandling"

"I passed my hepatitis test with flying colours! I got an A, two B's and a C!"

"Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks balls and then gets laid in the closet."

"Growing a beard comes from laziness. If you ladies think that's sexy I have some laundry on my bedroom floor that'll turn you on."

"I like my women like I like my alcohol..... Rubbing."