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Joke of the Day
"Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud? He doesn't know how to turn things down"
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"Saw a new movie the other day... It was about a guy who dreamt he was a condom. It was called Contra-ception."
"If I got a dollar every time someone called me a racist Black people would rob me."
"What genius named it a ""news feed"" on Facebook and not ""bullshit""?!"
"""Do you have any children?"" Hannibal: ""Freezer. Bottom, right."""
"My friend is pretty bad at navigation.... It seems he as a latitude problem."
"*wife walks over to me* *cups my face with her hands* *looks me in the eye* ""Why is there a mousetrap in the fridge?"""
"Me: There is a small tree on fire. 911: Could you describe it? Me:Picture shrubbery...now picture it engulfed in flames."
"Why do Gnomes always laugh when the run? Because the grass tickles their balls!"
"Plastic Surgeon Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?"