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Joke of the Day
"What genius named it a ""news feed"" on Facebook and not ""bullshit""?!"
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"People don't usually compliment me on my driving... But today I saw a note on my car that said ""PARKING FINE"". That was nice of them. ... I'll escort myself out."
"Say what you will about terrorism in Europe At least our planes take off and land at an airport."
"How do scientists freshen their breaths? Ex*spearmints*"
"All my CDs are in my ex's car. I'd get them, but I don't want to face her. Plus I don't have the equipment for diving to the bottom of the river."
"What's the best part of dating 29 year olds? There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)"
"I wanted to have dinner before 8:30pm. So I told my wife that I absolutely needed it by 7:30pm."
"I have this joke about Ebola... But you probably wouldn't get it."
"What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? There's only one Bender in Futurama"
"The ONLY reason I'm voting for Hillary Clinton George Soros :("