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Joke of the Day
"""Do you have any children?"" Hannibal: ""Freezer. Bottom, right."""
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"What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit? He said ""I'm going to try on a different shoe size."""
"Want to hear a clean joke? Jerry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man."
"Why did the woman buy new wine glasses? Because the ones she was using made everything blurry."
"Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them!"
"If you come to my front door with a clip board I will just ask you if your clip board is an ipad until you leave."
"A horse walks in to a bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender is also a horse. Everyone human is a horse now. Our lives are simultaneously more and less complicated."
"Mark Zuckerberg stole Facebook from my friend, Craig Facebook"
"It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row."
"You called me ""muffin""....did you mean blueberry or chocolate chip?"