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Joke of the Day

"Why do Gnomes always laugh when the run? Because the grass tickles their balls!"

"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."

"Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters? Because a Lannister always pays his debts."

"I heard they're inventing a new kind of bed... ...but most of the theories I've heard are bunk."

"Did you hear about the organic chemical terrorist group? They call themselves Al-Dehydes."

"What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto."

"It's amazing how eating such a small amount of dog food can cause such a large amount of concern from the people at the pet store."

"Did you know an NFL player was the first to land on the moon? He planted a flag, but a ref came by and picked it back up."

"What defies the law of gravity? Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."

"Where's the best place to buy jive cheese? Monterey, Jack!"