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Joke of the Day

"If I got a dollar every time someone called me a racist Black people would rob me."

"What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!"

"I still have a lot of teen angst You wouldn't understand"

"Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."

"I cant comprehend constipation That shit is too deep"

"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash. #awkwardbreakup"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.."

"What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito"

"My girlfriend has Parkinson's Disease. And the hand jobs are AMAZING!"

"Everyone is making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow. :O"