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Joke of the Day
"X says to Y : ""i feel so close to you, i feel like zero divides us"""
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"What sex position creates the ugliest children? Ask your mother"
"""Special today! Jokes, half off!"" ""I'll take one."" ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""I don't know, why?"" ""Sorry, that's all you get."""
"I want to be a server at a restaurant that serves fish jelly, just so when people order it, I can say ""I don't think you're ready."""
"I bought a book on eBay called, ""How to scam on eBay"". That was 2 months ago, and it's not arrived yet"
"If you steal a Tesla... Does it become an Edison?"
"What is my favorite rhetorical question?"
"The other day I asked my Father how it felt to have such a wonderful Son. ""Ask your Grandfather"", he said."
"How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have? Nun"
"What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono? They both live off dead beetles"