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Joke of the Day
"What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono? They both live off dead beetles"
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"Not to brag, but I have the high score on 7 different blood pressure machines around the city. *enters initials"
"(30 year old white guy voice) what we need is change in the political system which is why im voting for my neighbors dog that bites children"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb."
"Whats the worse part of being a pedophile? Trying to fit in."
"What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by? Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help."
"Visiting Child House I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look around. They said no and slammed the door in my face. Parents can be real jerks..."
"What's a weeaboo's favorite religion Animism"
"What body part is most sensitive to a man while he is masturbating? His ears."
"There may be plenty of fish in the sea... but most of them these days are catfish."