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Joke of the Day

"What is my favorite rhetorical question?"

"Why does hitler not like jewish lemonade ? Its to hasidic"

"Yesterday I saw a girl driving next to me while texting on her phone... I was so disgusted by her irresponsible driving that I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female? Because they're never wrong"

"Joke that will piss off any feminists how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None that's a man's job."

"I take for granite people's poor grammar. More pacifically, how there always thinking ""for all intensive purposes"" is supposably correct."

"What do you call a disabled nun? Virgin mobile"

"I don't have a drinking problem, I'm very good at it"

"The Real Pink Panther Joke What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug? Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt"

"Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!"