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Joke of the Day

"I want to be a server at a restaurant that serves fish jelly, just so when people order it, I can say ""I don't think you're ready."""

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"Can't believe there are so many songs about love and only one where someone welcomes someone else to a jungle."
"What kind of pants does mario wear? DENIM DENIM DENIM"
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"Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top."
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"My girlfriend says that having a small penis isn't an issue in our relationship.. I still wish she didn't have one though."