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Joke of the Day

"I want to be a server at a restaurant that serves fish jelly, just so when people order it, I can say ""I don't think you're ready."""

"What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates? A sweet potato."

"I think a gay guy hit on me in a bar... He was passing behind me and asked ""Do you mind if I push in your stool?"""

"I told my 3 year old that Skittles are Care Bear meat and now I have the bag to myself."

"Sorry I yelled ""GET A ROOM!"" at your grandson's wrestling tournament."

"Comb On! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Gee, I'll never part with it!"

"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period."

"I want to call my daughter Bellaillusions... because tricks are something a whore does for money."

"Whats the difference between Harambe and a African child? People give a shit about Harambe"

"So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I've never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed."