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"Wana hear a knock knock joke? Two guys walk into a bar..."
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"I asked my dad who the favourite child was. ""Ask your brother,"" he replied. ""Where is he?"" I asked. He said, ""Buried in the garden."""
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"<---- homeless romantic"
"Racism Q: How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle? A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!"
"What kind of father names their child Adam? A scientist."
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