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Joke of the Day
"A Freudian slip is... when you say one thing, and mean amother."
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"What did Eminem say when 50cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?"
"At work today I noted that it's difficult to see yellow marker on white paper... My Asian coworker said, ""Are you trying to say you can't see white and yellow together?"""
"What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist? With a terrorist you can negotiate"
"Who's idea was it to package scissors in a package what requires scissors to open."
"If Mississippi wore a New Jersey, what did Delaware? I dunno, Alaska."
"Husband: ""I have good news and bad news"" Wife: ""Tell me the bad news first."" Husband: ""The washing machine broke."" Wife: ""And the good news?"" Husband: ""The dogs are clean."""
"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic! *ba dim tiss*"
"What did the pope give up for lent? His job."
"The gay lover of Emperor Palaptine ....is insidious."