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Joke of the Day
"World renowned cartoonist found dead in their home!! At the moment, details are sketchy..."
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"By DAY he's just a regular accountant. But at NIGHT he becomes a trash ravaging raccoon... ""Raccountant"".. Coming this fall on Fox"
"After some thinking i decided not to go through with the brain transplant But then, i changed my mind"
"How many stoners does it take to, ah... unhhhh.........."
"Sure is hard going to cinemas with dyslexia ""I'd like some uhh... cockporn please"""
"Love is like a box of chocolates However good it tastes you know it will inevitabley turn to shit."
"The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me."
"How many people died on the Titanic? A boatload."
"What do you call a boat full of Karma? An Upboat."
"Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig."