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Joke of the Day
"Why is leather clothing good for sneaking? It's made of hide"
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"Why did Hitler kill himself? . . . . He saw his gas bill."
"Them: Can you describe yourself in five words? Me: Stay at home couch accessory."
"Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. ""Me want cookies,"" he sadly intones. ""Me want cookies."""
"What is a pirates nightmare date? A girl with a sunken chest and no booty"
"A French man asks... ""Do you even lift, breaux?"""
"Girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""this isn't working, you take everything too literally"". She'll be so happy when she sees the new one."
"I accidentally left a butt plug up her ass for 2 weeks... No shit"
"A flamingo in the streets and a lion in the sheets and a kangaroo at Target and I think Carl forgot to lock up the zoo last night."
"There are two kinds of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate from missing information."