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Joke of the Day
"What does a Muslim magician say before his trick? Araba-cadabra"
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"""I see,"" said the blind man, pissing into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""
"""I spent 150 dollars on a penis enlarger and they sent me a magnifying glass."""
"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say to his colleague? Hoover fuck said this job would be a good idea?"
"How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red."
"Why can't an Asian couple have a white child? Because two Wongs don't make a white."
"What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink? ""Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"""
"Why do I always seem to start my day backwards? I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake"
"Have you heard of McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Spanish Inquisition."